she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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