he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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