is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I am available for nakedness
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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