yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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