Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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