Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
