you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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