last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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