just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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