Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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