i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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