mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
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They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
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I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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