But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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