I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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