What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
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When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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