K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
His nipple licking is glorious
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