I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
How naked do you want me to be?
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