I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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