I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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