I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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