How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.