why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study