is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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