OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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