chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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