Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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