Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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