last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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