I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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