Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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