Christians are straight up FREAKS
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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