Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm too high and old for this...
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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