did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
