ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
