Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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