I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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