Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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