U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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