she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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