No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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