I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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