How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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