This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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