I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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