I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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