i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
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Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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