so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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