he wants to bone in the snuggie
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Randomize
