I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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