dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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