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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.

  (407): View more from Florida

  I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.

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• (914): View more from New York

  last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

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• (206): View more from Washington

  And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?

  (732): View more from New Jersey

  No, I did. It's a long story.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I just blew my weed a kiss

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• (415): View more from California

  LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?

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