What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
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