yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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