I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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