the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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