that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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