worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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