a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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